Thursday, August 20, 2009

Friday Funnies

Hello, everyone! How about some laughs? Please sit back, this is quite a list. I got this from The News and Observer, and it's called Complaints About Co-workers. It says, what's your biggest beef about co-workers?


- is too sun-tanned.
- has big hair.
- eats all the good cookies.
- is so polite, it's infuriating.
- suspected co-worker is a pimp.
- is trying to poison me.
- 's body is magnetic and keeps deactivating my magnetic access card.
- is personally responsible for a federally mandated tax increase.
- was annoyed the company didn't provide a place for naps during break time.
- wears only slippers or socks at work.
- 's aura is wrong.
- smells like road ramps.
- breathes too loudly.
- wants to check a co-worker for ticks.
- thinks 8:00 am is too early to get up for work.
- wore pajamas to work.
- has bells on her shoes, and it's not the holidays.
- reminded co-worker too much of Bambi.
- spends too much time caring for stray cats around the building.
- (male) keeps using the ladies room because the men's room is not as tidy.


And would you believe, these are all true!


Anonymous said...

I dislike co-workers who are irresponsible and have a 'don't care' attitude towards work.

ladyviral said...

the men's are too tidy? er...

Now that is funny :P.

Willie said...

Hahah..but you are married to a man right? Hahaha

Thistle Cove Farm said...

Would you believ e when I was at a WalMart a few weeks ago, in the ladies loo, a man came in and used the toilet? A WalMart employee wanted to come in to clean and called out, "Anyone in here?" I was standing at the sink so she could see I was in there and a Very Deep Voice said, "be out in a minute." The employee and I looked at each other in amazement! Turns out the gent had misread the sign, gotten confused and entered the ladies. He never knew until he exited.
Sorry to say, I've done the same thing, in reverse, but realized it as soon as I saw the urinals.
Don't laugh Miss Cherie, you'll be old one day! -grin-

Whitemist said...

And these are complaints????
I love 'em!

Stephanie Faris said...

Yes, I would believe it.

The guy in the cubicle next to me whistles, intermittently, all day. I'll be deep in thought and he just suddenly starts whistling. Scares the crap out of me. So I've started working with earbuds and 80s music blasting all day. When he whistles, I turn it up and I know he can hear it because he's commented. (Not in a mean way, just curious about what I'm listening to.) He still doesn't get the hint. The worst is when he does it the second I get on a phone call and I can't hear what the other person is saying.

Deborah Ann Erdmann said...

These are hilarious! Just the thing to start the day off right.

Deb Murphree/Alabama Politics said...

Comedy and Humorous pics/quotes, jokes are always welcomed sweetie. Thanks for the smiles you brought me this morning!! Hey, I posted some more of my artwork I have. I hope you like those also...Man and woman LOL...xoxo deb

DebbieDana said...

Hahaha! It's a good way to start my weekend, I really had a good laugh!

Debbie :)

Betsy from Tennessee said...

And what would road ramps smell like????? ha ha.... I often wondered what other people think of me.. I used to 'worry' about it--thinking they were saying that I was too fat (I was).. BUT then, I realized that it doesn't matter what others think. When we can love ourselves with ALL of our flaws, that is what is important.

Have a great weekend, Cherie.

Icy BC said...

How funny! Breathing too loud? Now, I think that can be annoying..

betchai said...

hahaha, these are funny Che :)

and to think they are all true!!!!

betchai said...

ps...yes, had been too busy, get home my mind is so tired to even write :( hope after a week or two or a month, i'll get adjusted and things eases out.

summer is over for me :(

Sabrina said...

Smells like Road Ramp? How funny is that????

cherie said...

Hello, everyone! Whew, things get in the way of blogging, just now got enought time to sit here and read all your funnies!!

mei: ooh, don't they get under the skin?

LV: very questionable, hahaha! no offense, guys!

Willie: i know i am, at least, hahahaha!

wahahaha! that's really funny, ms. sandy! please don't call me 'miss!' that's funny, too, i can't stop giggling here, lol!

i know, sir whitemist! i really cracked up about the poison and pimp parts! lol!

hahaa! i'm sorry, stph, i have to laugh at that one! lol! but then again, mena are SLOW on hints...that's funny, too, lol!

isn't it, deb? i'd get high on this anytime! lol1

hi, ms. DebM: I checked out the artwork! where do you get those dainty pieces? they're priceless!

DD: i agree with you!

ms. betsy, road ramp smell got me thinking, too, lol! yeah, never mind what other people think, let's just get the job done!

i know! isn't that weird, Icy! also sounds like a health issue to me!

beth! i'm glad to make you laugh, girl! take it slow and easy!

i know, sab! haha! any idea how that smells like? lol!

Thank you, everyone, for making my day!

Judy Sheldon-Walker said...

Are they? wow!

Judy Sheldon-Walker said...

I've some pet peeves of my own. I work next to some very LOUD people. We work in a call center. Try hearing your customer over someone who is holding a loud conversation just a few feet away, and then our bathrooms... Are we all grown here? You wouldn't know it to check out the stalls, sinks, floors, etc...

cherie said...

haha, now, judy, all that's a real bummer! i am sorry!

sunnymama said...

Oh my goodness! This is so funny :)

cherie said...

i thought so, too, sunny mama! lol!

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